User Profile

My name is Dan McSpringington. You don't need to know my full name so don't ask. Only my friends know. Ever since Ron and I watched Dude! Where's My Car? I started to call myself Smokey McPot. That name kicks ass.

I like skateboarding more than anything. I hate going to my job at PBJ, but it gives me money...and a place to live. I live in the apartment right above the place because the owner was moving out. It's pretty cool. I'm kind of the co-manager but I wait at the tables too.

At first when you meet me, you may not even have the slightest idea that I'm gay. That's because I still like to be an actual man...I just don't like girls. My boyfriend is ursk8fag. If you have a problem with that, then just get the fuck out of here. I hate dealing with fucking homophobes and homobashers.

My best friends are Chris, Cassie, and Ron. Those guys are the best fuckers anybody could have as friends! We go through everything together including smoking up, getting in trouble in school, and the usual high school drama shit. We all go to Allentown High School, located in Allentown, PA. It's not the city Allentown, though. That's on the other side of the state. Allentown is just some shit town that's more like a village. We're all seniors there but I should have graduated last year. I'm happy I failed, otherwise I wouldn't have met Ron.

Ron is the love of my life. I fucking love him so much, I can't even describe it in words. I will always be there for him, no matter what. Someday we're going to get married, after we move away from this piece of crap land.

So that is what you're going to know about me from reading this. You may find out more if you read my journal. You're all really fucking lucky that I felt like typing all of this out. Maybe if I feel like it, I'll write more if I can think of anything lol.

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